This is dedicated to Lapre, possibly one of the most frugal spenders I know.
Lapre – So, I just got an email from HR here.
Zucker – Yeah…?
Lapre – Yeah.
Zucker – And?
Lapre – It looks like I’ll be here… continually.
Zucker – What you mean? You didn’t get the job?
Lapre – No, I didn’t get the job.
Zucker – Aww, man I’m sorry.
Lapre – Yeah, yeah. Twelve dollars on dry cleaning… a waste.
Zucker – Hahaha, I’m sorry man, but that’s funny.
Lapre – Yeah, I’ll drink twelve dollars of scotch tonight to celebrate.
Elliot – Isn’t that over your tolerance?
Zucker – What, you mean alcohol tolerance?
Lapre – No, like money tolerance.