SitCom at the Office

My office is a playground for situational comedy.

Chuck: You inspire me, Joe.

Alex: Chuck, what are you talking about?

Chuck: Come on, look at him!

We all look at Joe, sitting in the corner of the office eating lunch by the window.

Alex: It looks like he’s eating mustard off a paper plate with a plastic knife.

Joe laughs.

Joe: That’s exactly what I’m doing!

Chuck: And to top it off, he’s wearing black leather shoes with white socks on, not to mention that oversized dress shirt. Look at those sunglasses!

Black oakleys from the mid-to-late 90’s, gold reflective tint.

Joe: I’m reading “The Economist” too, learning how to start up an energy business.

Alex: Joe, you’re unreal. You’d need a billion dollars just to see that world move an inch.

Joe: Alright! Check this out…

Joe moves to his coat, and takes his wallet out.

Joe: You see this ten-dollar bill here? Multiply that by 100 million.

Joe neatly stuffs the bill back into his wallet.

Joe: What do you think about that?

Alex: I’m going to rob you after work today.

Everyone laughs.

Back to work…