Stand and impress the confident intellectual within you.
Who gives a damn if you’re independently wealthy or not?
You’re one of a kind, and people will see that from the ground up.
Nice shoes you got there, by the way, are those Allen Edmonds?
So much is depending on your presentation nowadays;
pants bear the burden more than anything we wear.
Make them count, for your sake, because a job, a love,
a life and a purpose might depend on a good pair of pants.